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Dedicated to Jean Paul Sartre
on numerous requests
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Valborg had to find work.
It hasn't been easy.
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The VAT is killing us and there's
no buying on tick any more.
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It's a credit squeeze.
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I've found work as a domestic help.
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I clean and cook and...
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- Potluck!
- Don't start, Basse!
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Did I hear something about a beer?
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Three ice cold beers.
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Right, listen up.
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- We've got a plan.
- A phenomenal plan.
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We've timed and checked it all out.
I've got it right here.
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We've made it all by ourselves.
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Right... The bulldozer was my idea.
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Go and do your homework
and stop interrupting the grown-ups.
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- Get lost.
- You're mad.
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That's enough!
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- What is this?
- Let me explain.
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The new tobacconist is filthy rich.
He sells loads of porn magazines.
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Some days he's got several
hundred kroner in the till.
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We'll start the operation tomorrow
at 5.43 p.m...
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- Spare me.
- It's a sure thing.
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We were so looking forward to it.
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- What now?
- Fancy being millionaires?
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- Sure...
- But we'd like some cash as well.
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- You could've just tagged along.
- Yes, maybe you would have...
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Do you mean to say
you're not interested at all?
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- Sure we are.
- But you're not interested.
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You babble about peanuts when
I've got the caper of your lives.
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"Tobacconist"!
Well, who needs you!
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Christ, Egon.
We didn't mean it like that.
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- Sure we'd like to be millionaires.
- It just never works out.
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- Shut up, Kjell. Egon has a plan.
- Of course.
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See? What it is, Egon?
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Take it easy.
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See this?
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- Is it a drawing of a septic tank?
- A picture puzzle?
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Bah! It's the blueprint
of an old German command bunker.
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- See this X?
- What's that?
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A treasure! Millions in gold bullion
and British and American currency.
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- Now, how's that?
- Crikey!
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- But are you sure?
- Dead sure. The map cost two beers.
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But millions...
Isn't it a bit too risky?
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It won't be missed. It belonged to a
German general planning to escape.
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But he had to leave it behind
when the war ended.
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It's there for the taking
if you know where it is. And we do!
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- Brilliant! Right, Kjell?
- Yes, but shouldn't we rather...
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Shut up, Kjell.
Don't you want to be a millionaire?
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- Yes, but will it work?
- A quitter is an arse.
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- See?
- No risk, no hassle.
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It isn't even against the law.
Every detail has been planned.
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- We leave tomorrow morning.
- What?
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Where to?
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- To Sørlandet.
- What about Valborg?
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- Sørlandet?
- Yes, that's where the bunker is.
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Is that really necessary?
All the way down to Sørlandet?
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Abroad? No, really, Kjell.
Pull yourself together.
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Sørlandet? I don't care
what country it is.
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Tell him you're not going anywhere.
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Am I going too? Now? I can't.
I haven't got a thing to wear.
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Come on, Basse.
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I'm sorry,
but we can't bring all that.
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Valborg, is all this necessary?
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Should we just leave it all behind?
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There's no room. You can buy
new stuff instead of all this junk.
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"Junk"? Are you just going
to stand there and take it, Kjell?
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Egon, you've gone too far.
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- Enough is enough!
- You never made an honest penny.
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It's taken us years to pay it off
and you want us to just give it up?
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Never. You can leave without us.
Take it upstairs again.
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All right! Benny,
let's get hold of another car.
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It's summertime, the sun is shining
everyone's having a lark
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the boys are merry
and drinking heavy in the park
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hey diddle diddle hey diddle do
I'm going to throw a cow pat at you
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hey diddle diddle hey diddle do
I'm going to throw a cow pat!
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- I get a bit sentimental.
- What? Right.
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I've spent quite a few years there.
But now I've seen the last of it.
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How far is it to Sørlandet?
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First we're going to Moss
to catch the ferry to Horten.
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We have to buy cigarettes and wine.
How much can we bring?
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You can't shop on the Bastøy ferry.
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- It's a domestic line.
- So?
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Take it easy.
Let's be thrifty now.
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- Did we bring any money?
- Don't worry.
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We're going to get the better
of those country hicks. Brilliant!
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- I almost feel sorry for them.
- Pros like us always get by.
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Fill it up, please.
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I can't sell less that 5 litres.
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I'm devastated to hear that.
I always buy your brand.
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I value the extra acceleration
gained by using Optimal Plus.
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I have enjoyed its clean exhaust.
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Not to mention the economy
of your fantastic Economat additive.
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Do you really want me to go
to your competitors?
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That would sadden me deeply.
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- Super or Economy?
- Super, please.
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2.90, please.
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- Could I have a receipt?
- Yes, of course.
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- Brilliant!
- It was almost too easy.
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But we prefer Mobil, you know?
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Who is going to pay
so we can have some fun
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who is going to pay
when all the money's gone?
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- We're there now!
- Where?
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Sørlandet! There's the tunnel.
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Straight on through
and we're there.
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- Where are we?
- Sørlandet.
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Where is Sørlandet anyway?
Don't you have map?
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Haven't you got an atlas, Basse?
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Right, we are here.
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Where's Oslo?
And where is Sørlandet?
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That's not very far.
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- Do we have far to go?
- A bit further.
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We'll need more petrol then.
But we'll just fool another Hick.
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No problem.
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Howdy.
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- Fill it up, please.
- Super, I suppose?
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- Pardon?
- Super, I suppose?
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- And you want a receipt too?
- Receipt? Yes...
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Howdy.
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You can fill this up
when you're finished.
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- Fill it up to the top.
- Will do.
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30 kroner for that spare. It's worth
at least 50. That shitstick!
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- I thought you said he was a Hick.
- Enough!
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- Is this right?
- Yes, go on.
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Aren't we there soon?
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- We're out in the sticks now.
- No, we're going to Køvstad.
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- There can't be people living here.
- I hope we aren't lost.
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- There!
- What? Where?
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"To the beach". Brilliant!
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All we have to do is find the bunker.
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24613123.
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Brilliant!
Dollars and gold galore!
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- Is it way down on the beach?
- You're a genius, Egon.
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Come along.
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Don't leave me. It's scary here.
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- Scary?
- So quiet. And the smell...
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- That's fresh air. Basse will stay.
- That's not fair!
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Women!
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- Listen!
- What?
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It sounds like the train.
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The sea!
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Don't feel bad, Egon.
Bunkers don't last forever.
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- It's got to be here.
- I want to go home.
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Yes, let's go home
and hit the tobacconist.
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- You've been ripped off.
- Nonsense!
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I know it's here. It's got to be.
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- Maybe it's just around the corner.
- Okay.
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- Come on.
- Home?
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No, we're not going home.
We're moving on.
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- Come and enjoy the sun.
- I'd rather sit in the shade.
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- What are you doing?
- Reading.
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I wonder how Dad is doing.
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I can't go on. It's torture.
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- Let's take a break.
- Carry on!
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There they are.
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Almost there.
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- Leave it.
- What's wrong, sweetie-pie?
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Are you feeling sick?
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So, are we millionaires again?
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It's a bum deal, Egon.
You saw the place.
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It was the wrong place.
Go on.
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These blisters need treatment.
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Just cut them.
I've got a switchblade.
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There, there, now.
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What's that racket?
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Just like I said.
The valves and the cylinder.
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So I was right. I said
it was the valves and the cylinder.
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- What are you going to do about it?
- What? Me? I can't...
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Aren't you the driver?
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It's your responsibility.
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The car won't budge, so fix it.
I'm waiting.
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But how am I supposed to...
I need some spare parts.
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Stupid old banger! All because
of Kjell and all his junk!
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I won't stand for it.
You're talking about my home.
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Everything's ruined now. Valborg
has lost her job and here we are.
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- It's all your fault as usual, Egon.
- My fault?
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Yes, you and your plans.
They never work.
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And you know why? I'm surrounded
by nitwits and amateurs.
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You have no stamina. Always
complaining about this and that.
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- Blisters!
- Kjell!
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Help, I'm sick. Look at me.
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We have to call the doctor.
Do you think it's the plague?
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"The human organism can survive
several weeks of starvation."
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"But it cannot do without water for
more than three days at the most."
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- Someone's coming.
- Where?
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It's a tow truck.
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- Valborg, my love...
- What?
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We're saved.
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Oh, and my face is a mess.
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Thank God you came by.
Our valves are blown.
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Exactly.
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Pardon me, where can we get
something to eat?
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Brilliant!
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- Nice guy, eh?
- Wasn't he a bit strange?
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- He was completely wacko.
- Don't talk like that.
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It's not their fault
they're from Sørlandet.
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MATS MATSEN'S SCRAP IRON
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Go ahead.
You've got your work cut out for you.
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Howdy.
So you've met Pipsqueak.
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Pipsqueak?
Yes, he was kind enough...
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Pipsqueak isn't as crazy
as he looks. He couldn't hurt a fly.
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Oh no, he couldn't.
What else can we do for you?
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- We just got in from Oslo.
- You don't say?
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Yes.
We've had a minor accident.
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- We'd like it fixed.
- The valves and the cylinder.
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Look around and see
if you can find anything.
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If you can't, it won't cost you...
much, anyway.
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You're very kind.
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Look, Basse.
We're really in the country now.
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NO ENTRANCE
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Excuse me.
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- Those iron doors down there.
- Do you want them?
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No, but where did you get them?
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- The old German bunkers.
- Bunkers?
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- Are there still some bunkers left?
- Unfortunately.
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They're built into
the cliffs on the beach.
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- Here they are.
- Brilliant!
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Benny, over here.
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Kjell! Kjell!
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Yes!
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Holy moley! It's here... It's here!
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It's here. I've found it!
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- You found it.
- Forgive us, Egon.
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- Sure, you're brilliant!
- Let's get the tools.
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- Let's get to work.
- Let's not be hasty.
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- No.
- We've got to calm down.
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This is the chance of a lifetime.
We have to plan it carefully.
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- And check it out.
- Brilliant.
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We know the treasure's in there.
And it'll stay there till we get it.
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We must show self-restraint
so as not to arouse suspicion.
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We mustn't give the game away.
We've got to mix with the locals.
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We have to win their confidence.
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We need cash. We'll sell the car
to the scrap iron guy.
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We need supplies.
Just the bare necessities.
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And we'll need a place to stay.
Just a modest little place.
235
00:29:03,520 --> 00:29:05,887
We'll rent it for a week.
236
00:29:16,440 --> 00:29:19,842
Welcome then.
237
00:29:26,560 --> 00:29:29,928
- Where's the fridge?
- There isn't any.
238
00:29:30,120 --> 00:29:37,561
When the Evensens rented a house
they had a fridge, TV and fireplace.
239
00:29:37,760 --> 00:29:40,604
We're only staying for a few days.
240
00:29:40,800 --> 00:29:45,647
- Afterwards we're going to Majorca.
- I hope we get a fridge there.
241
00:29:45,840 --> 00:29:49,845
Of course.
We'll be millionaires then.
242
00:29:50,040 --> 00:29:54,841
You don't even have to cook.
Just ask for the menu.
243
00:29:55,040 --> 00:29:57,850
Camarero, me da la carta.
244
00:29:58,040 --> 00:30:01,010
- Don't be rude.
- I'm reading aloud.
245
00:30:01,200 --> 00:30:06,286
- What are you reading?
- It's good to learn other languages.
246
00:30:06,480 --> 00:30:10,849
Acompañame a la policia.
247
00:30:11,040 --> 00:30:16,080
- What does that mean then?
- "Please go with me to the police."
248
00:30:16,280 --> 00:30:18,248
Quiet, Basse!
249
00:30:21,160 --> 00:30:23,288
A little to the left.
250
00:30:24,280 --> 00:30:27,443
A little, you idiot!
251
00:30:27,640 --> 00:30:30,883
Shaving is not the same
as cutting off one's head!
252
00:30:33,080 --> 00:30:35,003
Stop!
253
00:30:40,960 --> 00:30:46,444
One, two, three...
six, seven, eight, nine, -
254
00:30:46,640 --> 00:30:49,405
- ten, eleven, twelve...
255
00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:08,083
Brilliant, Egon.
256
00:31:08,280 --> 00:31:10,169
Move over, you idiot!
257
00:31:12,800 --> 00:31:15,804
92, 93, 94, 95, -
258
00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:21,530
- 96, 97, 98, 99, 100...
259
00:31:24,520 --> 00:31:26,841
MILITARY GROUNDS
DANGER
260
00:32:06,040 --> 00:32:12,605
Observation post Charlie.
Lieutenant, sir. Nothing to report.
261
00:32:12,800 --> 00:32:18,011
No? Oh, well...
Keep your eyes open. Over and out.
262
00:33:29,240 --> 00:33:34,485
- Anything wrong?
- This is a dangerous area.
263
00:33:34,680 --> 00:33:37,047
- Dangerous?
- Yes.
264
00:33:37,240 --> 00:33:41,404
But should you stray inside,
it's the first road on your left.
265
00:33:42,360 --> 00:33:46,445
Here's the bunker I found.
This is the original entrance.
266
00:33:46,640 --> 00:33:50,804
And here's an underground passage
leading to the emplacement.
267
00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:55,767
Here's the ammunition depot and the
command bunker with the treasure.
268
00:33:55,960 --> 00:33:59,965
But all of this is below
the heavily guarded military post.
269
00:34:00,160 --> 00:34:03,846
The only way in is through here.
270
00:34:11,160 --> 00:34:15,563
Let's see,
the original entrance is up there.
271
00:34:15,760 --> 00:34:19,526
- That's right.
- Yes.
272
00:34:19,720 --> 00:34:23,520
- Where do we dig?
- Here?
273
00:34:23,720 --> 00:34:28,726
Steady on.
We've got to find the right way.
274
00:34:28,920 --> 00:34:33,084
This goes this way,
so that must be it.
275
00:34:33,280 --> 00:34:36,090
You wait here.
276
00:35:11,560 --> 00:35:13,562
Egon!
277
00:35:31,720 --> 00:35:37,329
How about giving me a hand?
I've found the entrance!
278
00:35:38,360 --> 00:35:43,321
It's all clear then.
We've got to get some diving gear.
279
00:35:43,520 --> 00:35:47,923
- Sure.
- But that's expensive.
280
00:35:48,120 --> 00:35:52,603
- Then we'll have to get some cash.
- Sure, we have to get some cash.
281
00:35:52,800 --> 00:35:56,646
- Don't you get anything?
- Nobody's got any money out here.
282
00:35:56,840 --> 00:36:02,131
- I know someone who's got lots.
- Right, the Hick.
283
00:36:38,480 --> 00:36:41,245
There it is.
Benny, hold the light.
284
00:36:42,960 --> 00:36:44,724
Talcum powder.
285
00:36:47,800 --> 00:36:49,564
Gloves.
286
00:36:53,400 --> 00:36:57,530
- An old Wiig and Wroldsen. Very camp!
- Stethoscope.
287
00:37:04,400 --> 00:37:07,131
Hands off!
288
00:37:29,240 --> 00:37:34,201
- Is it difficult?
- Shut up!
289
00:37:35,640 --> 00:37:38,166
It wasn't even locked. Stupid!
290
00:38:14,760 --> 00:38:16,808
Sit down.
291
00:38:19,720 --> 00:38:24,601
- Sit your arse down.
- Thanks, but I prefer to stand.
292
00:38:24,800 --> 00:38:30,125
- Have you hurt yourself?
- Not at all.
293
00:38:30,320 --> 00:38:33,563
Good.
294
00:38:33,760 --> 00:38:38,049
I've been watching you.
295
00:38:38,240 --> 00:38:42,211
I think that you can be trusted.
296
00:38:42,400 --> 00:38:48,442
- I think you can keep a secret.
- Sure.
297
00:38:48,640 --> 00:38:51,610
If you can keep your mouth shut-
298
00:38:51,800 --> 00:38:56,727
- I think I'll tell you
about the general's treasure.
299
00:39:09,240 --> 00:39:14,963
Wow, flat as a pancake.
You're so clever.
300
00:39:15,160 --> 00:39:20,530
I don't know exactly where it is,
but I've given it a lot of thought.
301
00:39:20,720 --> 00:39:25,965
And since I have the honour
of being in the presence -
302
00:39:26,160 --> 00:39:30,449
- of specialists
and experts from Oslo, -
303
00:39:30,640 --> 00:39:35,043
- I thought you might be interested
in a business proposition. Or...
304
00:39:35,240 --> 00:39:39,165
- Sure.
- We could split it fifty-fifty.
305
00:39:39,360 --> 00:39:44,969
If you're short of cash,
I'm ready to put up some cash.
306
00:39:45,160 --> 00:39:50,200
- Or maybe you don't need any?
- Well, yes...
307
00:39:50,400 --> 00:39:55,804
And if you need some equipment,
I might have some.
308
00:39:58,000 --> 00:40:02,403
I have the pump
and the hoses somewhere.
309
00:40:03,880 --> 00:40:08,283
It'll be fine.
It just needs to be patched up.
310
00:40:11,320 --> 00:40:15,564
My, is it a diving suit?
I thought it was a beach toy.
311
00:40:15,760 --> 00:40:20,402
- Isn't diving dangerous?
- It is, in that old rag.
312
00:40:20,600 --> 00:40:25,049
- You're not diving, Kjell.
- Oh, come on!
313
00:40:25,240 --> 00:40:28,926
- I'll do it myself.
- Brilliant, Egon.
314
00:40:29,120 --> 00:40:32,408
Is Mats going to get 50% now?
315
00:40:32,600 --> 00:40:38,721
I've got it all figured out.
Only we know where the treasure is.
316
00:41:17,560 --> 00:41:19,483
Merci. So long.
317
00:41:25,480 --> 00:41:28,324
- Hi, Karina.
- Rico. New hairdo?
318
00:41:34,880 --> 00:41:38,930
- Did everything go smoothly?
- It's getting tougher.
319
00:41:39,120 --> 00:41:42,886
- And you're getting older.
- Interpol is on the case now.
320
00:41:43,080 --> 00:41:48,405
- They won't suspect a small town.
- What a dump.
321
00:41:48,600 --> 00:41:53,288
- Please, I was born here.
- Christ!
322
00:41:53,480 --> 00:41:58,202
The hotel is okay. Pretend we're
married but don't get any ideas.
323
00:42:07,080 --> 00:42:09,447
Your gear's right here.
324
00:42:12,480 --> 00:42:14,130
Come in.
325
00:42:23,720 --> 00:42:25,449
Thank you.
326
00:42:25,640 --> 00:42:27,961
Come on out, Rico.
327
00:42:28,160 --> 00:42:34,850
Still fast as lightning.
And at your age, even.
328
00:42:37,720 --> 00:42:42,203
- Are you sure there is a treasure?
- Dad and the general were friends.
329
00:42:42,400 --> 00:42:45,290
- Where is it?
- Dad built the bunker.
330
00:42:45,480 --> 00:42:50,520
- And then you had to flee?
- We left the country in 1945.
331
00:42:50,720 --> 00:42:55,328
- Why haven't you picked it up?
- I saved it for hard times.
332
00:42:55,520 --> 00:42:58,410
- Never thought I'd need it.
- But now you do?
333
00:42:58,600 --> 00:43:04,050
I look foolish in hot pants.
Competition's fierce on the Riviera.
334
00:43:04,240 --> 00:43:08,564
- And so you thought of me?
- I needed a man for the job.
335
00:43:08,760 --> 00:43:13,971
And you're man for it, right?
Wanted all over Europe.
336
00:43:14,160 --> 00:43:20,691
- Next stop: The American widows.
- My speciality.
337
00:43:20,880 --> 00:43:26,489
But you need cash.
I provide all the gear.
338
00:43:26,680 --> 00:43:32,130
You can't do it without me.
Only I know where the treasure is.
339
00:43:33,400 --> 00:43:35,846
Get a move on.
340
00:43:44,440 --> 00:43:46,442
Kjell, come on!
341
00:43:49,880 --> 00:43:56,240
- Christ!
- It's quiet. It must be out there.
342
00:43:56,440 --> 00:44:00,843
- There's an underground passage.
- Well, if you insist.
343
00:44:01,040 --> 00:44:02,804
I do.
344
00:44:37,200 --> 00:44:41,285
- Christ, it's freezing!
- We're not in the Mediterranean.
345
00:44:45,160 --> 00:44:49,370
- Maybe you should...
- Why do you think I hired you?
346
00:45:20,800 --> 00:45:24,088
I must inform you
that you're in danger here.
347
00:45:24,280 --> 00:45:29,127
I can see that.
Go home and change.
348
00:45:30,440 --> 00:45:35,446
- Then you can arrest me.
- No, I just had to warn you.
349
00:45:35,640 --> 00:45:39,247
- I just had to...
- Warn me that I'm in danger.
350
00:45:39,440 --> 00:45:45,322
- Not here, but up there.
- And what have you got up there?
351
00:45:45,520 --> 00:45:49,241
- Military secrets.
- How exciting.
352
00:45:49,440 --> 00:45:51,681
Well, how about a little peek?
353
00:46:13,480 --> 00:46:17,929
It's an amazing view up there.
Let me...
354
00:46:18,720 --> 00:46:22,247
- Both hands on the ladder, Major.
- Lieutenant.
355
00:46:36,000 --> 00:46:38,844
- Report.
- Nothing to report.
356
00:46:39,040 --> 00:46:43,762
Your uniform is highly irregular.
Your cap is on backwards.
357
00:46:43,960 --> 00:46:50,650
Soldiers have to know the difference
between forwards and backwards.
358
00:46:51,600 --> 00:46:55,571
- Nice view, eh?
- Very.
359
00:46:55,760 --> 00:47:00,049
- Amazing how far you can see.
- Yes, amazing.
360
00:47:00,240 --> 00:47:05,883
Why is the area fenced in?
Military secrets?
361
00:47:07,120 --> 00:47:10,761
- Well, between you and me...
- I hate triangles.
362
00:47:10,960 --> 00:47:16,171
- All right, give me the helmet.
- We have to attach the water hose.
363
00:47:16,360 --> 00:47:20,684
The water hose?
It's an air hose, you nitwit.
364
00:47:20,880 --> 00:47:24,043
Stop fooling around and hurry up.
365
00:47:38,840 --> 00:47:40,001
There.
366
00:47:40,200 --> 00:47:44,808
- Don't stop pumping for a second.
- Trust us, Egon.
367
00:47:45,000 --> 00:47:48,925
- Close it.
- Anything else before closing time?
368
00:47:52,360 --> 00:47:56,445
Hang on.
369
00:47:57,480 --> 00:48:00,802
Bye, Egon. Bon voyage.
370
00:48:13,160 --> 00:48:17,210
- Come on up and start pumping.
- I'm coming.
371
00:49:02,480 --> 00:49:05,848
No, keep going.
372
00:49:06,040 --> 00:49:08,122
Pump! Pump!
373
00:49:18,320 --> 00:49:22,723
He can't go any further.
We're running out of hose.
374
00:49:24,040 --> 00:49:26,964
- What now?
- I don't know.
375
00:50:17,240 --> 00:50:21,768
Egon, stop!
Don't go any further!
376
00:50:21,960 --> 00:50:24,770
- Hold on, Benny.
- I am!
377
00:50:24,960 --> 00:50:28,043
- I knew it would go wrong.
- Egon!
378
00:50:38,920 --> 00:50:43,050
Egon, come on home, damn it!
379
00:50:56,160 --> 00:50:58,970
Nitwits! Amateurs! Idiots!
380
00:51:08,720 --> 00:51:12,327
That took me by surprise.
381
00:51:12,520 --> 00:51:16,730
We'll never see him again.
He's dead.
382
00:51:40,880 --> 00:51:44,441
The ammunition depot is over there.
383
00:51:55,680 --> 00:51:59,890
The emplacement is there and
the command bunker must be there.
384
00:52:06,080 --> 00:52:08,162
Of course.
385
00:52:12,640 --> 00:52:14,290
There it is.
386
00:52:17,480 --> 00:52:19,926
Whoops! No...
387
00:53:01,160 --> 00:53:05,802
- He was one of the greatest.
- A universal genius.
388
00:53:06,000 --> 00:53:11,040
- Torn away in his prime.
- Well, it wasn't my fault!
389
00:53:11,240 --> 00:53:16,280
- Why do the good guys always die?
- I can't take any more, Kjell.
390
00:53:16,480 --> 00:53:21,441
How can we go on without him?
What'll become of us?
391
00:53:22,600 --> 00:53:24,728
- Hell!
- Exactly.
392
00:53:35,320 --> 00:53:39,041
- Egon?
- Nitwits. Don't mess up my hat.
393
00:53:39,240 --> 00:53:42,562
Get in the back, will you?
394
00:54:04,040 --> 00:54:10,446
This is great. Drop by the bakery.
I promised Kjell a pound cake.
395
00:54:11,120 --> 00:54:16,365
Right, I've found the treasure.
All we have to do is go get it.
396
00:54:16,560 --> 00:54:20,531
- Brilliant. Let's go, then.
- Yes, yes.
397
00:54:20,720 --> 00:54:24,691
- No, no.
- No, of course not.
398
00:54:24,880 --> 00:54:29,886
- No, we've got to think first.
- And we have to blow our way in.
399
00:54:30,080 --> 00:54:33,209
- Leave it to me.
- You?
400
00:54:33,400 --> 00:54:35,971
- It's as easy as pie.
- Oh yeah?
401
00:54:36,160 --> 00:54:41,690
- It's a simple calculation and...
- Let's find somebody else.
402
00:54:41,880 --> 00:54:47,603
- Okay, Benny. But no mistakes.
- Trust me.
403
00:54:47,800 --> 00:54:53,170
- Our departure must go unnoticed.
- Because of Matsen?
404
00:54:53,360 --> 00:54:58,366
- Exactly. He doesn't need to know.
- Brilliant!
405
00:54:58,560 --> 00:55:01,166
Hick!
406
00:55:02,440 --> 00:55:05,489
Hello, Mats Tuppence.
407
00:55:12,280 --> 00:55:16,842
Well, if it isn't Karin,
the blacksmith's daughter.
408
00:55:21,520 --> 00:55:26,162
What a surprise.
So you've returned.
409
00:55:26,360 --> 00:55:30,331
Yes. It's been a long time, Mats.
410
00:55:30,520 --> 00:55:33,808
- You've changed quite a bit.
- You too.
411
00:55:48,240 --> 00:55:52,370
- Have you got visitors?
- No, no visitors.
412
00:55:52,560 --> 00:55:56,087
- They were driving in your car.
- Oh, them.
413
00:55:56,280 --> 00:55:59,602
Some gentlemen from Oslo
I've been helping out.
414
00:55:59,800 --> 00:56:04,966
- What kind of gentlemen?
- Experts and specialists.
415
00:56:05,160 --> 00:56:09,324
- They pay me to help them.
- Yes, of course.
416
00:56:09,520 --> 00:56:13,491
What's in it for you, Mats?
The general's treasure?
417
00:56:13,680 --> 00:56:16,081
Where did you get that idea?
418
00:56:23,280 --> 00:56:26,284
Pipsqueak, don't!
419
00:56:28,200 --> 00:56:33,047
- Nice car. Found a rich man?
- I've met several.
420
00:56:33,240 --> 00:56:35,925
- So you're married?
- No. Are you?
421
00:56:36,120 --> 00:56:39,329
- Me? No.
- Who makes your meat balls then?
422
00:56:39,520 --> 00:56:43,730
- Pipsqueak.
- Does he make a good meat ball?
423
00:56:43,920 --> 00:56:47,402
They could be worse,
but they could be better, too.
424
00:56:48,720 --> 00:56:52,691
- Do you get it?
- Brilliant, Egon.
425
00:56:52,880 --> 00:56:57,442
Nothing can go wrong.
Except for the explosives bit.
426
00:56:57,640 --> 00:57:03,363
- Yes, except that.
- Cool it. I'll flatten that wall.
427
00:57:03,560 --> 00:57:09,010
Sure. I'll get tickets
for the 5:45 plane.
428
00:57:09,200 --> 00:57:14,240
Benny gets a car.
Remember to fill it up!
429
00:57:14,440 --> 00:57:18,047
Kjell gets Valborg ready on time.
430
00:57:18,240 --> 00:57:23,406
- And I mean ready!
- I promise.
431
00:57:23,600 --> 00:57:27,127
The operation starts
at 12:15 tomorrow. Let's go!
432
00:57:40,520 --> 00:57:44,411
They look like a bunch of amateurs,
so they must know something.
433
00:57:44,600 --> 00:57:49,527
Maybe they have a blueprint.
We could use that.
434
00:57:49,720 --> 00:57:55,329
- How about getting a move on?
- I'm sick. It's freezing cold.
435
00:57:55,520 --> 00:57:59,161
One of them brought his wife.
Good-looking lady.
436
00:58:01,480 --> 00:58:07,044
I don't know if I've got the nerve.
I almost feel sorry for it.
437
00:58:22,720 --> 00:58:24,722
I've got goose bumps all over.
438
00:58:24,920 --> 00:58:31,121
Married women are your speciality.
How about brushing up your talents?
439
00:58:34,720 --> 00:58:38,884
- How do you do.
- Are you a Jehova's Witness?
440
00:58:39,080 --> 00:58:43,369
We're not interested. We're
churchgoers and registered voters.
441
00:58:43,560 --> 00:58:47,849
You're mistaken, madam.
442
00:58:48,040 --> 00:58:52,364
- You look very stylish.
- Oh, I get it.
443
00:58:52,560 --> 00:58:59,045
No thanks! Before you know it,
you're stuck with a fridge, -
444
00:58:59,240 --> 00:59:04,087
- a hoover and an encyclopedia!
We'll never fit it on the plane.
445
00:59:05,160 --> 00:59:08,960
- The plane?
- Yes, we're going on a trip. Bye!
446
00:59:39,800 --> 00:59:43,725
- Hi. You like?
- Well...
447
00:59:43,920 --> 00:59:47,527
- Want to go for a ride?
- I prefer a Mercedes.
448
00:59:47,720 --> 00:59:51,441
- Get in!
- A Browning. Is it real?
449
00:59:51,640 --> 00:59:55,201
You bet, and it's loaded!
Get in!
450
01:00:10,240 --> 01:00:12,766
Am I being kidnapped for real?
451
01:00:17,640 --> 01:00:20,962
- How much are you asking for me?
- Shut up and sit down.
452
01:00:23,120 --> 01:00:26,567
My folks are dead broke.
453
01:00:35,640 --> 01:00:40,089
There you are. We're 15 minutes late.
Where have you been?
454
01:00:40,280 --> 01:00:45,605
- I was kidnapped.
- You know I won't have it...
455
01:00:46,800 --> 01:00:48,768
Kidnapped?
456
01:01:54,920 --> 01:01:58,641
- My great-grandfather.
- The general?
457
01:01:58,840 --> 01:02:04,006
This is my grandfather, a tactical
genius. He saved Oslo Theatre.
458
01:02:04,200 --> 01:02:09,969
And father. Quite the party man.
His friends call him Gusher.
459
01:02:10,160 --> 01:02:13,209
- Is he a general, then?
- Yes... more or less.
460
01:02:17,800 --> 01:02:21,486
- Is that enough?
- I'm sure it's more than enough.
461
01:02:21,680 --> 01:02:27,050
Sure it's enough.
Everything is in order.
462
01:02:27,240 --> 01:02:33,247
The dosage is the most important
thing. And now the detonator.
463
01:02:33,440 --> 01:02:38,048
There. Let me just attach it.
464
01:02:38,240 --> 01:02:43,201
Now I'll show you
how to knock down a concrete wall.
465
01:02:43,400 --> 01:02:48,804
So one can get down in the bunker?
That sounds very exciting.
466
01:02:49,000 --> 01:02:53,085
- I'd like to...
- Really?
467
01:02:53,280 --> 01:03:00,050
- It's both forbidden and dangerous.
- I'd feel safe in your company.
468
01:03:00,240 --> 01:03:06,725
Really? I'm afraid officers aren't
allowed to take risks.
469
01:03:06,920 --> 01:03:12,131
All our expensive training
would be wasted then.
470
01:03:16,240 --> 01:03:19,403
Are we at war?
There goes grandfather!
471
01:03:22,080 --> 01:03:25,482
Brilliant! The boom of the year.
472
01:03:25,680 --> 01:03:29,969
- Is it over? ls there any more?
- No, come and check out the hole.
473
01:03:35,760 --> 01:03:40,926
- Benny, would you step over here?
- Coming.
474
01:03:42,080 --> 01:03:46,449
- I'll be darned!
- So much for your dosage!
475
01:03:46,640 --> 01:03:49,769
- I followed the instructions.
- Oh, really?
476
01:03:49,960 --> 01:03:56,002
What an idiot I am.
It has to be a hollow charge.
477
01:03:56,200 --> 01:04:00,842
- And perhaps a bit bigger.
- We'll use the rest of it.
478
01:04:01,040 --> 01:04:05,090
- Let's just quit.
- No. Lookie here.
479
01:04:05,280 --> 01:04:07,487
No, no..!
480
01:04:08,000 --> 01:04:12,324
I suggest we evacuate at once.
What?
481
01:04:12,520 --> 01:04:17,845
Yes, but... Yes, Colonel.
I am aware of my duty.
482
01:04:18,040 --> 01:04:21,328
We'll fight to the last man.
Over and out.
483
01:04:23,280 --> 01:04:26,250
Please, no more!
484
01:04:33,200 --> 01:04:39,082
No, no! I've had it.
This is too much.
485
01:04:40,120 --> 01:04:45,160
You incompetent amateur!
Nitwit! Bloody imbecile!
486
01:04:45,360 --> 01:04:48,648
You can't even blow a decent hole!
487
01:04:48,840 --> 01:04:52,083
- Christ, Egon...
- Shut up!
488
01:04:52,280 --> 01:04:56,888
- I just followed the instructions.
- Shut up!
489
01:04:57,080 --> 01:05:02,928
- I just took...
- You useless loser!
490
01:05:03,120 --> 01:05:07,409
Let's go home. Valborg is waiting...
491
01:05:07,600 --> 01:05:10,604
Valborg.
Valborg this and Valborg that!
492
01:05:10,800 --> 01:05:16,409
I've had to put up with your
stupid private life from day one!
493
01:05:16,600 --> 01:05:23,006
Moan, moan, moan!
But no more. I've had it with you!
494
01:05:34,800 --> 01:05:40,443
Yes, the poor child was kidnapped!
We've had to put up with a lot.
495
01:05:40,640 --> 01:05:44,611
- But when you hurt the kid...
- It's not my fault.
496
01:05:44,800 --> 01:05:48,646
Yes, Basses never been
kidnapped before.
497
01:05:48,840 --> 01:05:54,244
- Shut up, you insane woman.
- Are you going stand for that?
498
01:05:54,440 --> 01:05:59,048
No, that's going too far.
Valborg isn't insane.
499
01:05:59,240 --> 01:06:05,122
And where are the millions?
Or isn't that your fault either?
500
01:06:05,320 --> 01:06:09,450
Shut up! If it wasn't
for that amateur and that wimp...
501
01:06:09,640 --> 01:06:14,851
You always blame the others
when you can't hack it!
502
01:06:15,040 --> 01:06:19,523
- Just like my sister-in-law's uncle.
- Well, stick up for me!
503
01:06:19,720 --> 01:06:24,248
- No, Valborg...
- Don't you try to defend him.
504
01:06:24,440 --> 01:06:29,765
It's him who got us mixed up
with robbers, kidnappers and hicks!
505
01:06:29,960 --> 01:06:36,320
I've had it. I won't take it any more.
A man has his limits.
506
01:06:36,520 --> 01:06:40,844
Get stuffed!
I leave you to your own devices.
507
01:06:41,040 --> 01:06:44,442
You can all just kiss my..!
508
01:06:48,840 --> 01:06:54,210
And then he just leaves.
He doesn't give a hoot about us.
509
01:06:54,400 --> 01:06:57,483
You nitwits can't get anything right!
510
01:07:00,880 --> 01:07:05,568
Hi, Matsen.
Have you seen Egon?
511
01:07:05,760 --> 01:07:10,084
- Have you lost him?
- No, we just can't find him.
512
01:07:10,280 --> 01:07:15,969
He borrowed a hammer and a chisel.
I offered him the pneumatic drill.
513
01:07:16,160 --> 01:07:19,607
But he was in a hurry.
Anything wrong?
514
01:07:19,800 --> 01:07:24,169
- No, everything's under control.
- Where's my car?
515
01:07:24,360 --> 01:07:29,207
- Where's my car?
- You'll get it back tomorrow.
516
01:07:29,400 --> 01:07:31,482
Come along, Kjell.
517
01:07:41,280 --> 01:07:43,760
Come here, Pipsqueak.
518
01:09:25,240 --> 01:09:30,610
- Why, there's Egon.
- No, don't shoot.
519
01:09:32,960 --> 01:09:36,760
How dare you, you filthy frog!
520
01:09:36,960 --> 01:09:40,123
I'll teach you a lesson!
521
01:09:48,640 --> 01:09:52,611
Move! I said move!
522
01:10:03,480 --> 01:10:07,280
- We'll get the pneumatic drill.
- You shouldn't do it all alone.
523
01:10:07,480 --> 01:10:12,122
- We'll help.
- Just tell us what to do.
524
01:10:12,320 --> 01:10:16,325
- Just put us to work.
- You shouldn't sit there all alone.
525
01:10:16,520 --> 01:10:19,763
- We'll get you a beer.
- We have one in the bag.
526
01:10:19,960 --> 01:10:23,567
- If you're not satisfied...
- Just tell us.
527
01:10:27,640 --> 01:10:30,405
Can you forgive me?
528
01:10:30,600 --> 01:10:35,003
- Don't mention it.
- Yes, you saved my life.
529
01:10:35,200 --> 01:10:39,683
- No big deal.
- Yes, it was huge.
530
01:10:39,880 --> 01:10:44,841
You're my only true friends.
I've been horrible towards you.
531
01:10:45,040 --> 01:10:47,122
- Stop it.
- You're okay.
532
01:10:47,320 --> 01:10:52,167
Not always.
I call you nitwits and morons.
533
01:10:52,360 --> 01:10:58,208
But you aren't amateurs,
yellow cowards or chicken brains.
534
01:10:58,400 --> 01:11:03,281
You're my friends. You're brave,
courageous, noble and bright.
535
01:11:03,480 --> 01:11:06,962
- Egon...
- That's too much.
536
01:11:07,160 --> 01:11:11,085
I say a lot of stupid things.
537
01:11:11,280 --> 01:11:15,729
- And I get scared sometimes.
- I can be a right idiot.
538
01:11:15,920 --> 01:11:19,481
- Nonsense.
- Yes, I can.
539
01:11:19,680 --> 01:11:23,127
- All right. But I mess up, too.
- No.
540
01:11:23,320 --> 01:11:25,402
- Yes.
- No.
541
01:11:25,600 --> 01:11:29,605
- All right, then.
- Friends again?
542
01:11:29,800 --> 01:11:36,410
- We'll go ahead with Egon's plan.
- Together, no one can stop us.
543
01:11:36,600 --> 01:11:39,444
We'll repeat the plan tomorrow.
544
01:11:39,640 --> 01:11:44,123
- I get the tickets, you get the car.
- Full tank and all.
545
01:11:44,320 --> 01:11:48,405
- And Kjell gets Valborg ready.
- All packed and ready to go.
546
01:11:48,600 --> 01:11:50,648
Right, let's go.
547
01:12:19,520 --> 01:12:23,730
- Come on!
- All right.
548
01:12:26,760 --> 01:12:29,240
See?
549
01:13:21,760 --> 01:13:26,084
- Get a move on!
- Damn, we're out of petrol.
550
01:13:26,280 --> 01:13:31,320
- What?
- Take it easy.
551
01:13:31,520 --> 01:13:35,411
I've thought of everything.
I'll fetch it.
552
01:13:41,040 --> 01:13:43,930
Well done, Benny. Brilliant.
553
01:13:46,320 --> 01:13:49,449
I'm sure it'll start now.
554
01:14:22,360 --> 01:14:28,083
Call me at the hotel if it's urgent.
Fight to the last man.
555
01:14:28,280 --> 01:14:31,284
And that's you, 91. Dismissed!
556
01:15:24,760 --> 01:15:27,286
What now?
557
01:15:33,720 --> 01:15:38,044
Junk! How about some explosives?
558
01:15:38,240 --> 01:15:42,450
- Thank you. Carry on.
- No more explosions.
559
01:15:42,640 --> 01:15:45,120
What's that sound?
560
01:15:45,320 --> 01:15:47,800
It must be the shell.
561
01:15:48,000 --> 01:15:54,724
- I saw a humongous shell.
- Nonsense. Carry on.
562
01:17:03,640 --> 01:17:07,725
- Holy moley!
- This must be the place.
563
01:17:52,840 --> 01:17:57,323
Brilliant, Egon.
This old safe is a piece of cake.
564
01:17:57,520 --> 01:18:01,161
- Franz Jäger from Berlin.
- Right, let's get to work.
565
01:18:01,360 --> 01:18:05,604
Bring the tools, Kjell.
566
01:18:06,920 --> 01:18:10,606
Where the devil are you, Kjell?
567
01:18:17,960 --> 01:18:22,966
- Kjell!
- He's got shell-shock. Get him out.
568
01:19:07,040 --> 01:19:11,364
Yes! A suitcase full of money
and a crate of bullion.
569
01:19:17,040 --> 01:19:21,887
- How long will he be in shock?
- We've only got seven minutes left.
570
01:19:42,720 --> 01:19:46,008
Screw him! Take the boat.
571
01:20:03,640 --> 01:20:06,291
Darned! We forgot Kjell.
572
01:20:12,600 --> 01:20:14,090
Step on it!
573
01:21:09,840 --> 01:21:13,049
The plane leaves in 37 minutes!
574
01:21:16,680 --> 01:21:19,843
Here we are, Valborg. Valborg?
575
01:21:20,040 --> 01:21:24,204
- She isn't here.
- What? Get up, you imbecile!
576
01:21:24,400 --> 01:21:28,724
- What is it now?
- Where is Valborg?
577
01:21:28,920 --> 01:21:33,209
- Isn't she here?
- That was your only job!
578
01:21:33,400 --> 01:21:37,610
I don't understand.
I hope nothing's happened to her.
579
01:21:38,640 --> 01:21:40,642
He's coming!
580
01:21:43,240 --> 01:21:46,608
- What about Valborg?
- To hell with Valborg! Get in.
581
01:22:44,600 --> 01:22:48,730
- That takes care of him.
- Off to the airport.
582
01:22:48,920 --> 01:22:52,322
We'll just make it.
The plane leaves in 31 minutes.
583
01:23:06,880 --> 01:23:11,408
- What now?
- I don't get it. We're out of gas.
584
01:23:11,600 --> 01:23:16,208
- What?
- I swear it was full.
585
01:23:16,400 --> 01:23:19,165
- So?
- Someone emptied it.
586
01:23:30,520 --> 01:23:36,050
Thank God! Pipsqueak offered
to take me, but I forgot the way.
587
01:23:43,960 --> 01:23:48,443
Daddy needs a good rest.
You have worked very hard.
588
01:23:48,640 --> 01:23:51,849
- Right, Basse?
- Are we millionaires now?
589
01:23:52,040 --> 01:23:54,247
- Yes.
- I'll be darned.
590
01:23:54,440 --> 01:23:57,808
- Right, Egon?
- 13 minutes left.
591
01:24:00,600 --> 01:24:04,810
Stop! We made the wrong turn.
592
01:24:05,000 --> 01:24:09,130
- Pipsqueak knows what he's doing.
- Stop!
593
01:24:24,640 --> 01:24:29,851
- Well, I'll be!
- I suggest we split the take.
594
01:24:30,040 --> 01:24:34,284
You can keep the money
and I'll settle for the gold.
595
01:24:34,480 --> 01:24:38,451
- I don't know...
- Notes are easier to handle.
596
01:24:38,640 --> 01:24:43,043
You just have to exchange them.
It's harder to convert gold.
597
01:24:43,240 --> 01:24:47,802
But I'm used to buying and selling
odd stuff.
598
01:24:52,440 --> 01:24:55,171
That's a deal then.
599
01:24:58,040 --> 01:24:59,690
Right...
600
01:25:05,080 --> 01:25:10,246
Goodbye.
Nice doing business with you.
601
01:25:10,440 --> 01:25:13,683
Give my love to Pipsqueak.
602
01:25:21,480 --> 01:25:27,601
- Hello, Mats Tuppence.
- You? I thought you'd left.
603
01:25:27,800 --> 01:25:32,567
No, I think I'll stay here.
604
01:25:32,760 --> 01:25:37,846
I wouldn't want you to be lonely.
605
01:25:38,040 --> 01:25:42,523
I attended a very fine domestic
science school in Switzerland.
606
01:25:42,720 --> 01:25:46,566
- Can you make meat balls?
- Sure.
607
01:26:01,880 --> 01:26:05,282
Put it in my car.
608
01:26:06,760 --> 01:26:09,650
You'd better do as he says.
609
01:26:22,440 --> 01:26:26,411
Good boy. Bye for now.
610
01:26:26,600 --> 01:26:29,763
Goodbye, Karina. It's your own doing.
611
01:26:29,960 --> 01:26:33,965
You know the rules.
It's every man for himself.
612
01:26:49,080 --> 01:26:53,324
Poor Rico.
613
01:26:54,280 --> 01:26:59,650
- Give him a fiver for the train.
- You're going to cost me.
614
01:26:59,840 --> 01:27:03,925
True, but I make a great meat ball.
615
01:27:28,960 --> 01:27:35,570
- Really, it's your third piece.
- But we're millionaires.
616
01:27:35,760 --> 01:27:40,243
- Brilliant!
- Do we have to pay tax?
617
01:27:40,440 --> 01:27:45,651
- Nobody knows we've got them.
- So we really are rich?
618
01:27:45,840 --> 01:27:48,969
- Yes.
- Can I have one?
619
01:27:49,160 --> 01:27:53,370
- Basse!
- Hang on. There you go.
620
01:27:53,560 --> 01:27:56,484
It's just like Monopoly.
621
01:27:57,480 --> 01:28:02,042
- What's keeping Egon?
- A large transaction takes time.
622
01:28:02,240 --> 01:28:05,483
- Yes.
- Really, Basse!
623
01:28:06,600 --> 01:28:10,286
We may be millionaires,
but be careful.
624
01:28:10,480 --> 01:28:12,403
Never mind!
625
01:28:15,120 --> 01:28:20,524
- Oh...
- I thought so. It's counterfeit.
626
01:28:20,720 --> 01:28:23,326
Counterfeit?
627
01:28:45,160 --> 01:28:50,007
I hope Mrs Hansen remembered to
water the plants. Great to go home.
628
01:28:50,200 --> 01:28:54,888
As I've always said:
"There's no place like home."